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Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.
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One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:
1. People from Michigan
2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.
Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.
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The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.
The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!
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NHL Ice hockey team.
Most OVERRATED Team in the NHL with the cockiest fans that think they can't be beat.(they can)
Jack: Remember June 12, 2009 when the Pittsurgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings in their arena in game 7 to win the Stanley Cup?
Natalie: Yeah it was a great day in hockey
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eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags
I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.
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When you eat a girl out that is on her period leaving blood on your face like you've been eating hot wings.
Dan had Detroit Red Wings when he ate out Emily while she was on her period
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the oldest team in the NHL not by age of franchise but by average age of players
brett hull played for the Detroit Red Wings he was like 57
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