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morbidly obese person in a compact car.
What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?
A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.
The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.
I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.
When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
To kill someone, often ruthlessly or sadistically.
Example: "You refrigerateed a preschool for fucking JPEGS!?"
After just returning home from the movies, you stand at the fridge deciding what to eat since the movie popcorn didn't really
constitute dinner. With the fridge door open, you puzzle through the movie's plot points, and there is a disconnect in
the storyline, some pivot point that says to you, "Screenwriter( or author) took me for a ride." It's when you scowl and realize
you've been had. It's when a plot point is so contrived or unbelievable that it insults the reader's / viewer's intelligence.
Occurs mostly frequently in movie sequels, romance novel series, and television drama series that seek to continue the money-making franchise.
Related to: "jump the shark," "pin the plausibility meter," "eyeroll." Shorter versions: "fridge it," "faceplant," "as if," "bin it.'
"Yep, my refrigerator thought? Nah, no way Jason Bourne could NOT have figured that out.."
"What a refrigerator thought! Not a chance that Corinne Giroux could have been fourth months pregnant and not know. "
"Yeah, fridge this 'Charlie Tango' crash in the "Fifty Shades.."series? Christian Grey's operation tracked down Ana via her cell phone to that bar in a matter of minutes. Not a chance that none of Grey's highly-paid security wizards could track down Charlie Tango? Seriously, even I can track a plane/helicopter via publicly-available websites, e.g., FlightAware, if you know the its tail number?"
jump the shark as if faceplant pin the plausibility meter bin it fridge it eyeroll
Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.
1. "I can't find my keys."
"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.
The fear of being judged of what or how much you put in the refrigerator by someone else
I have refrigerator anxiety with my roommate because I don’t want her to judge me with what I put in the refrigerator.