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This is a man who pays for your rent for you in exchange for sex. From season 2 of the iCarly revival.
Freddie Benson is such a rent daddy
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A ho that's not worth your full time so you just take her for a few hours at a time. Like a movie rental.
A ho that you recommend to your boys but don't want to use again. Use it, abuse it, and then return it.
Yo, I don't have a date to the party so I'ma jus Rent a ho.
That girl from my vaca.. she jus a rent a ho.
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The rapacious usurpation of working class prosperity, promoting conditions of endless toil towards pre-forfeited gains
Rent seeking behavior by banks, investors and landlords is the fundamental engine of perpetual wealth disparity.
This is what landlords do when they reach into workers pockets instead of do work themselves. This is what bankers do when they take fees that compound the cost of consumption. This is what gig economy companies do when they extract value by circumventing labor laws and keeping the difference for themselves that should have paid operational costs, pensions, healthcare and payroll taxes.
Rent seeking is among the lowest forms of livelihood.
Stop rent seeking and create your own wealth.
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During conversation, or randomly going up to someone and bellowing the words "How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?".
This also works for all other methods of communication.
There is also a MEGA-Rent-Roll when the quote "HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE LIKE FICTION EACH DAY?
HEADLINES, BREADLINES, BLOW-MY-MIND AND NOW THIS DEADLINE, EVICTION OR PAY... RENT!
HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG, THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE?
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR WHERE IS THE POWER YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR?
WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN.
SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN!
HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY, HOW WE GONNA PAY...
...LAST YEAR'S RENT!"
It MUST be in caps to count.
The only way to cancel this out is to interrupt it with the word "RENT". OR in case of typed expression, the complete quote "Headlines, breadlines, blow-my-mind and now this deadline eviction or pay - RENT!" must be used. This does not work against a MEGA-Rent-Roll. Those are unavoidable.
Me: "Dude, can I ask you something?"
Daniel Lester: Sure.
Me: How do you document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
Daniel Lester: SHIT! I JUST GOT RENT-ROLLED!
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A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
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Something or someone who is inferior, bad, cheap, low-class, or even Red-neck.
Michelle wears a baja jacket when she goes to the market and flies a NASCAR flag on her car. She is low rent.
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A security guard who thinks he is a cop.
Hey look! It's another rent a pig..
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