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A small, shitty, trash area full of arrogant, druggy faggots who are asleep 50% of the time. Drivers on Ghetto Island, oops sorry ''Rhode Island,'' are either too slow or recklessly fast. No one has heard of Rhode Island because of it's shittiness.
Guy 1: Rhode Island? Never heard of it? Do you mean, Long Island?
Guy 2: WTF? No! Rhode Island!
Guy 3: Oh, he means Ghetto Island
Guy 1: Ohhh. That place sucks dick!
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A sorry excuse for students to keep pretending their in still in highschool. The honor code includes a sharing policy which covers everything from your panties to your boyfriend. The only recreation is drinking so learn to hold your alcohol but if you can't, being to' up from tha flo' up is an excuse for anything. Class is optional but parties are not. Put your drinking face on.
the students have nicer cars than the faculty and everyone has a fake.
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This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.
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1. A great state to leave 2. A half baked political experiment gone horribly awry 3. A good state to drink and drive (even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns and the cops don't care unless you actually hit something and they actually have to work) 4. A textbook example of how to destroy (or privatize)otherwise beautiful and picturesque coastal property 5.On the upside, it's a great place to find an amazing variety of good food at any hour of the day or night, if you know where to go
I,m so glad I finally left Rhode Island after all these years, although it's midnight and I could sure go for a lobster.
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The single greatest Inter-house collective within a College of Private establishment. Originally defined by the the British College house of Rhodes, the term of 'Rhodesian' now relates to any 'lad' who can 'take the banta' (those who can 'take the banta' know what is meant by that). One who is not a member of Rhodes cannot appreciate the true feeling of greatness to be a part of Rhodes House. Winners of House Singing Competitions, inventors of Fort Bounce and another famous Inter-room game that cannot be mentioned for fear of what the reaction may be, if you are a member of Rhodes House, you are part of the greatest long-lieing tradition of 'lads' ever to be formed. One who is not a 'Rhodesian' can never experience true fulfillment of life.
Rhodes House for life.
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Person who attends Oxford and then plays for the NFL.
Myron Rolle was a beast at Oxford, now he's gonna rhodes scholar all over the other team's ass.
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1) Hell
2) A trap.
3) A black hole.
1) Person 1: I'm going to hell.
Person 2: Dude what'd you do to have to go to Rhode Island?
2) Oh no! We're in Providence! It's a trap!
3) Person 1: We're gonna be stuck here for the rest of our lives.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because we're in Rhode Island...
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