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The Fictional Team of Dog River in the Episode "Face Off" of Corner Gas
The Dog River River Dogs Almost Win!
- Front Page of The Howler(Corner Gas Newspaper)
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The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state
It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?
VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
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A beautiful Italian-American woman who, through the creative power of nature and time finds her true love and soulmate while exploring the Southern East Coast. Her gaze is met and souls connect; an addictive, unconventional, ultimate love is formed.
Lady River leads to the truest, the ultimate, the most soulful, protective love.
Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.
Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.
Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
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An episode of rain that transcends even a micro burst. So much so that the rain doesn't come down in drops but seemingly in a solid sheet.
Holy cow, I got stuck in the sky river over lunch. I had to go home and throw my clothes in the drier.
1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?
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