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Newburgh Romance

the high school relationship of two people who are not immediate relatives but are within 3rd or 4th cousins.
Name taken from the town of Newburgh, Maine. The kind of town where when a child is born his surname is one of about 15.

Joe: "Hey did ya hear mark and jen are going out now?"
Paul: "That's what this place needs, another Newburgh Romance"

by Chadg May 20, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friends with romance

Friends with romance itโ€™s like friends with benefits but with your crush or people youโ€™re involved with romantically itโ€™s like you canโ€™t date them because of personal reasons So you have a friend with romance
Before you say is that like friends with benefits the original definition states is people who do sexual stuff but no feelings but this is for people who do sexual stuff and have feelings but theyโ€™re afraid to commit in a relationship or they just canโ€™t be in a relationship because a personal reasons

Tom: hey tom I really like you

Tomtoo: sorry Tom I really like you too but if Iโ€™m going to be honest Iโ€™m kind of scared to date

Tom: how about we be friends with romance

Tomtoo: ok!!!

by Theawesegyyyyydonny March 4, 2022


Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009


Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

by Pseudonym February 16, 2005

80๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Razorblade Romance

A form of preversion.

Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.

"Better not be another razorblade romance..."

*SHLUMP*

"Uh oh..."

See preversions and prevert

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Romance

1. A song by Lady Gaga

2. When you're in a relationship that you know is bad for you but can't help it. Can be physically abuse, emotionally straining.

Jeff: Did you see Rihanna's pic after the Chris Brown beating?
Matt: Yea, what a bad romance.

by MattLancaster November 8, 2009

617๐Ÿ‘ 421๐Ÿ‘Ž