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Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.
My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.
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Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.
What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.
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A bowl of diarrhea, byproduct of Thai or Mexican food.
"Pedro eats a filling meal of Romanian Oatmeal every day, thats what makes him so smart."
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Romanian hook means using all five fingers and hoking the girls vagina like an anchor
"that Romanian hook got me stuck up there for hours"
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To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.
Dude, bonus points if you get twins!
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This is not referring to the fine delicacies of many Romanian Delis. It is a direct reference towards what is inside a Romanian boy's shorts. It is usually used as an insult because most Romanian Meat is little in quantity. Upon viewing a picture of Romanian Meat a microscope is always necessary. Often a boy with Romanian Meat is a Romaniac. Even though Romanian Meat is far from being fantabulous they don't hesitate to show you.
John: Hey babe wanna see my Romanian Meat?
Sally: Errr no?
John: Aww come on girl!
(John Flashes Romanian Meat at Sally)
*Long awkward and silent pause*
John: You likey?
Sally: Haha sorry I couldn't see anything...what was I looking for? A Tic-Tac?
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A point in time when a leader finally realizes that he has completely lost control. Term relates to the events of 1989 when Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu was standing on the balcony in Bucharest and was unable to stop the crowd from booing him. A few days later his government fell and he was executed.
Many people think George W. Bush's Romanian moment was Hurricane Katrina while others think it's the rabid opposition to the Harriet Miers nomination. But others says it will soon happen over his handling of the War on Terror.
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