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There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.
Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety
There are no examples that illustrate the definition of Ron Chriss/Ron Christ respectably.
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The alluring dance of a female for a male, that involves both the jingle of naked breasts and singing the popular classic "Do Do Ron Ron"
"How was you're date bro?"
"Hot-she did the do do ron ron for me and then gave me a blowie"
"Nice"
You done messed up, A-a-ron!
"A-a-ron!"
"It's Aaron."
"YOU DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON!"
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To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."
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when a certain member of the group proposes a group of words intended to elicit laughter or happiness but instead creates an opposite effect, rendering the entire 'vibe' of the congregation to appear silent and confused
Everyone laughs
Ron: Yeah guys hahahah, that's why I fucked your mom!
Everyone is silent, as the Ron Effect is evident.
The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.
"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."
--Ron Swanson
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A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.
“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”