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Pulled a J. K. Rowling

You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.

Wow Notch really pulled a J. K. Rowling didn't he?

by YuriHimura June 12, 2021


JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

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Jk Rowling

Hippity hoppity you are now GAY

Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh

by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021


J. K. Rowling

An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.

J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!

by sogayyyy May 5, 2022


JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

by Hym Iam October 1, 2022


J.K. Rowling

Author of the Harry Potter books and a total TERF. Should learn to keep her mouth shut.

See Also: female misogynist, fake feminist, overrated author, Robert Galbraith, Cormoran Strike

J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos December 16, 2023


jk rowling

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023