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A person who supplies alcoholic beverages for a party or social gathering.
Jeff: You going to that party friday?
Tim: Who's the rum runner?
Jeff: Dale
Tim: Forget that, he'll only bring Mike's Hard Lemonade
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Applied to a person who's skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear flustered. If they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.
"Wow I have to pick up a bottle of Bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!"
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Rum time is an extremely important part of the evening for those who enjoy the company of Captain Morgan. It occurs shortly after the subject has had their fill of lager, beer or ale beverages. Girlfriend law states the event should start at 9pm, but this is by no means exclusive and should not be adhered to.
"Oi, what time is it?"
"Half 8 only half hour then rum time"
"Fuck that wifey won't know"
Noun: refers to to the reoccuring cycle in which one gets way too drunk, wakes up, feigns some type of recovery and then submits to the need to begin drinking again thus arriving at the place where one started.
Despite popular belief, once started there is not an end to the rum cycle only an enlargening of the circle.
The name is actually a misnomer as from a personal prospective one seems to start from the same spot but has actually sunken a bit.
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I was heavy into the rum cycle by my third day of vacation in Costa Rica.
An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.
Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.
When someone (usually a sailor) who has drunk too much rum and can barely stand, decides to finger blast the nearest person.
Will Ford didn't know what to do after the Rear Admiral gave him his rum knuckles behind the weatherspoons