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A great father figure that will be generous when it comes to personal needs. Friends will say he has a fat wallet but that’s only because he buys things with value. Most likely shops at Menard’s because he’s sharper than the tools that are used at his job site. His own business site! Boat owner. Motor boater. Say that 5 times fast. Also see Power Seed
“Omg I fucked Russell and now I’m pregnant.”
“You should’ve looked up his urban dictionary definition girl!” power seed
Another term for ordering a half pint of beer at a microbrewery. Can also be considered a verb (pulling a Russell) when a person repeatedly orders multiple half pints instead of just ordering a full pint of beer.
"Would you like another beer"?
"Sure. But instead of a full pint, I think I'll just have a Russell".
A guy who keeps a massive dildo under his bed incase he feels freaky at night. He also has a strange sexual addiction to boys called schmeicel so if that’s your name and you know a Russell run and hide!
a chick with a large penis
i saw russell the other day, she was giving a blowjob to a man
A lame, bland, boring individual. Who is the opposite of the actual definition of Russell.
A term reserved for a muscle bound Ed Hardy or Affliction wearing idiot. Generally they are found at the tanning salon, hogging weights at the gym, watching every UFC fight and running around with a pack of other Russells at a douchey bar (also known as a Russell Bar). The term comes from the need to point out "Russells" in public at full volume without them understanding you are poking fun at their idiocy.
Take a look at that Russell's wicked Ed Hardy belt buckle. Watch out for that pack of Russell's over there. We don't go to X, Y or Z bar, it's filled with Russells now.
For examples of Russell's take a look at the Jersey shore. They also prove that Russell is a unisex term.