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The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"
"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"
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Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.
Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies
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The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."
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Middle School in New Canaan, CT. COD capital of the world. Number 1 viewing spot for uggs, flat brim caps, and general lax bro attire. Christmas and birthday presents resemble that of a year's savings for others, i.e. laptops, pricey guitars, etc. Racial slurs abound, offending minorities (of which there are none) of all shapes, sizes, colors , and species. Population shows shocking resemblance to characters in MEAN GIRLS.
Life at Saxe Middle School:
Can you believe I only got a macbook?
I know! I wanted a macbook pro.
Later, to other friends;
What a beyotch!
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Epic sax guy is a meme that went viral through out 2010. Epic sax guy made his viral debeut in the Eurovision 2010 his real name was Segey Sepanov he was a part of the musical group called Sunstroke project a few years later theee was ultra sax guy who also played in Eurovision 2017. The meme is usually accompanied with the footage being someone playing a type of horn or saxophone or in a humorous way
Ex)*Walks into room* ,*hears epic sax guy*,*Starts to Bob head at the beat * as he watches his world crumble
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The OG gangsta legend bari sax player . An official member of da boys .
Yo dat Darrel The Bari Sax Boi be on fire
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The epic sax guy challenge is the act of consuming shrooms before attempting to last through the whole 10 hours of the epic sax guy video.
"Hey, what's up with Rick?"
"He's attempting the epic sax guy challenge"
"OH SHIT"
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