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A void which does not exist, anything In it will cease to exist. (Look it up it is very interesting.)
A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.
A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd
NTF Commander: All of them are
NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
SCP-087 is a Euclid class object. SCP-087 is a stairwell which doesn't have an end. If there is an end to it you probably can't reach it. During the SCP-087 exploration the Class D began to hear the sounds of a child crying, moments later he saw a face appear infront of him, the D Class stared at the face. The face or SCP-087-1 started moving towards the Class D, camera lost signal, D Class: Deceased
So this is SCP-087 eh?
The stairwell that doesn't have an end?
A long boi who cries a lot and kills you if you see his face.
Someone make SCP-096 stop screaming so loud!
Where all the little aliens go when they get rejected by their own family.
David: Hey dude, wanna check out the Scp foundation?
Raymond: *Plays 10 hours of Fuck This Shit I'm Out*
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An SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.
Object class: Keter
SCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.
Useless facts: Using Measurements from a blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.
Because of its size, SCP-169 cannot and almost certainly will never be contained—no structure on Earth is large enough or strong enough to contain SCP-169. The location of SCP-169 is not precisely known, but imaging satellites and analyses of eccentricities in the Earth's orbit suggest SCP-169 is located in the southern Atlantic Ocean, possibly stretching around the tip of South America.
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