self defeces

Is a tactical countermeasure that involves defending oneself by shitting your self. it is a legal justification for the use of feces in times of danger.

Kid 1 : "Hey, how did you stop that bully from beating you up"
kid 2: "I stopped him by using self defeces"

Kid 1 : "Oh nice you shit yourself to as a method of self defense, GENIUS! "

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self isolation

The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19

Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"

Self-takedown

A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.

Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.

"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.

After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"

self-like

To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook. Kind of an embarrassing act.

Hey man, look at this. Tina has just added yet another self-like to one of her posts. Bitch got no friends!

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self-mutilation

Hurting yourself in any way at all. Remarkably similar to eating disorders and substance abuse. Can be a cry for attention, a type of self-punishment or just a way of letting out frustration and depression. No matter what the form or reason, this is a disease and a serious, widespread problem. It is also extremely addictive and leads to downwards spirals of reclusive behavior, guilt and high-risk living.

Self-mutilation can be cutting, head-slamming, wrist banging, scratching, picking, burning, bruising- anything painful.

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Self Respect

Self respect is having dignity and morals. To make choices that make you happy. It isn't about sex or nudity.

'That Rebecca needs to get some self respect, she's such a slag.'

'Actually, she's really happy and she hasn't done anything to upset anyone. She has a lot of self respect.'

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self ship

When you ship yourself with another fictional character, usually for comfort

“I self ship myself myself from Kirishima from MHA, he’s one of my favorite characters and it’s comforting to imagine us dating”

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