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The most amazing person to ever roam the planet. Easy to love, funny, sweet, caring. Extremely hot, and has the most beautiful smile. Anyone who has met a Shane is completely lucky. A Shane is an amazing, perfect, incredible guy.
Did you hear that Shane got a girlfriend? I'm so jealous.
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An awesome girl who is down right gorgeous and loves to have a good time! She's beautiful on the inside and out. Loves to be around people and make new friends. Watch out guys, this girl will have you wrapped around her finger, so if she likes you, GO FOR IT! Or someone else will! She speaks the truth, very outspoken, and if she hurts you're feelings because she tells the truth, you should get better friends.
Guy 1: Have you met Shane yet?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 3: Maaaannn, you'll fall in love with her smile, laugh... just everything.
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This guy will never give up on the girl he loves, even if you lose contact with him be it for a few day a few weeks or a few months don't give up on your relationship/friendship because he wont. and a bonus he's intelligent, fit and great in the sac
Social Network Chat
Girl: hay long time no chat..
Shane: hay yeah i know been too long
Girl:yeah must be like 2 months right.?
Shane:39 days. i missed you everyday.
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Shane, one of the sweetest and most caring guys out there.
his smile like a breath of spring
his eyes, like a sea, deep and easy to get lost in
his hair is beautiful and hella soft
he loves his sports and when hes committed, hes committed
Shane is very loyal and will stay unless you get to clingy, they need some space and dont really like being obsessed over
never take a Shane for granted cause if you lose him, you lose a lot with it
Shane, if you're reading this, i love you!!
omg shane is so sweet!, he walked me to my car and gave me his sweatshirt, i think im in love!
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To make fun of someone completely to the point where they have been utterly rinsed.
Ahhh mate you just got fully shaned.
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I naughty little hobbit like creature that walks around slightly bent over and hobbles like a duck. He dwells in dark area's on the hunt for meat.
This creature is dangerous and should be avoided or he may take your jewels.
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A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.
Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.
However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.
syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."
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