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A holiday in Italy with the prospect of getting nothing to eat all day but spaghetti bolognese.
John: Hi Dave, any news from Tom? Dave: Alas, we haven't heard from the poor sod since he went on a spag bol hol last month.
meaning spaghetti and meatballs
man to waiter at italian restraunt: "I would like spag 'n balls please. Extra balls on the side thanks."
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When you go down on a girl who is on her period.
"She was on her period and i came up with a spag bol face"
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An annoyingly smart person.. a person who over-uses the spelling and grammar rules.
Fred: Hey, how's you?
Bob: Hi
Fred: Aint got no money today mate, sorry
Bob: I think you mean "I haven't got ANY money"
Fred: Wha?
Bob: Learn your spelling and grammar!
Fred: Shut it, spag head!!
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To play cards. The card game can be of any type.
(Ice Cube in "Menace II Society")
"Fuck dat, let's bust some spags."
A Bomb: "What you niggas up to?"
D Man: "Bustin' Spags."
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When you put on a condom filled with spagetti, have sex with it and then have the girl eat your cum-filled spaghetti.
P1: what was that white thing in your girl's spaghetti?
P2: we did the Spag-o-cum-ghetti
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When you send a soft dick pic to someone you like.
“Did you really send your crush a soft dick pic last night?”
“Yeah I sent her a little spag’s.”
“No shot that works”
“Just wait and see”