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THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE SERIES EVER!!! (except for jar jar and episode 8)
I watched All 11 Of the Star Wars movies last night! (which isn't even physically possible because all the Star Wars movies together total 25 Hours and 7 minutes.)
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A great space movie saga that has probably the most toxic fanbase in existence. Seriously, no one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.
Friend: "My favorite Star Wars film is The Rise of Skywalker"
Me: "Get out"
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movie that unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first
"i love star wars"
"so in other words....you're an unemployed losers that live in their parent's basements can quote perfectly, watch constantly, buy the special edition DVDs just so they can see the 10 hours of bonus features, and actually wait in line for an insane amount of time to be first"
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The best movie trilogy in the history of anything. The three movies are often accompanied by the mention of the shitty prequels, which almost destroyed all mankind.
You like Star Wars!? Finally... one of my own kind...
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the biggest piece of overrated nerd-crap ever invented, which is responsible for all these nerds in the world today. Also Star Trek is the crappier version, which is even worse. Star Wars isnt cool, its gay
Nerd, faggot, gay motherfucker: Hey Super thug gangsta... u wanna watch sum STAR WARS WITH HAN SOLO AND LUKE ASS-STALKER!!
Super Thug Gangsta: WTF MO FUCKAAA!!! *caps the nerd*
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1. Star wars was the cause of men all over the nation to become celibate, not by coice. It is said that George Lucas began a monstrous crusade to discontinue the entire human race from reproducing, thus stopping the reproduction of mankind.
2. One of the things a boyfriend will love more than his girlfriend, etc boyfriend.
3. The dawning of all eternal hell fire.
1. Girl: Hey do you want to come over to my house tonight, my parents arent home?
Male: No, i have to bid on a limited edition luke sky walker light saber and re-arrange my miniature star wars 2 figurines.
Girl: I never knew you were a devout catholic!
2. Refer to example prior.
3. Over a hundred geeks/nerds/etc stood inline for the newest star wars movie causing the deterioration of the organic balance in carbon dioxide to grealy increase at that central position of all of the homosexual/chaste beings to greatly diminish the oxygen levels in the surrounding areas, George Lucas knew it all would happen.
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