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when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.
a bruh did you smash?
yeah i sacramento mouthwashed that bitch.
you lowkey fruity for that bro.
The hottest most sexiest person alive
random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”
Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”
A soul-sucking, government run institution of "higher learning" in the cradle of Sacramento where nepotism rules, critical thinking is stifled, and dreams go to die.
The campus police are ticket Nazis and don't enforce real offenses, and the main purpose of the university is to churn out the next generation of gov-bots to go work in California state government and keep the liberal bureaucracy thriving.
John: I put in applications for UC Davis, Berkeley, and Stanford. You?
Jacob: CSU Sacramento
John: .....sorry, man. Low GPA?
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The act of shitting on someone's chest and taking their fucking wallet.
That fool kept on running his mouth, so I gave him a Sacramento Memento.
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WHEN UR IN THE SHOWER, WASHING UR ASS AND UR FINGER GOES IN YOUR ASSHOLE, U THINK ABOUT REMOVING IT BUT YOU R DICK GETS HARD AND SO YOU JERK OFF!!
"HENRY HAS BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR TWENTY MINUTES, IF YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING HE'S GIVING HIMSELF A SACRAMENTO SUBMARINE
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The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.
Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".
Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".
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Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do
Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!
Lakers fan: Riiiight....
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