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When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass
I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.
The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.
I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.
God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !
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400 pound retard who plays console games by himself.. if he sits on anything inflated or wooden it pops and leaves skid marks.. He is well known for getting beat with the soap like in full metal jacket
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A casual gamer who plays fps games with a console, has very little computer knowledge outside of using his dell/e-machine for porn and for some reason thinks he owns at games.
"Look at that saddle popper, bet he buys anything waved under his nose."
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A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.
Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.
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The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.
Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.
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A sexual position similar to the Rusty Trombone except one or both participants are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). Often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era)
and they seem to all have an unhealthy apatite for fast food.
Ironically the founder of Rusty Saddles was a professional leatherman and loved to cowboy shoot.
"yo Matt loves givin Rusty Saddles to cow hos.", "gitty up lil dowgies"
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