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Salma

A very beautiful girl

She is very salma

by So.lo June 24, 2021


Salma

A very beautiful girl

She is very Salma

by So.lo June 24, 2021


Salma

Just a plain awesome beautiful girl. She has the most amazing smile and a wonderful personality. She is a loving, caring person and super fun to be around. Did I mention how pretty she is?

I love Salma.

by Makadocious December 26, 2024


salma

salma stinks like smelly cheese

salma stinks

by gfuysgfkursag January 03, 2023


salma

salma is the world's biggest flop. she is a larrie

louis tomlinson is such a salma nowadays

by finelineamazing September 08, 2020


Salma

Oooooooh man... I mean... I'm only allowed to name celebrities here....

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."

Hym "PFFT!"

Iam "Don't-"

Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."

Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"

Iam "Salma I-"

Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"

Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."

Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"

Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."

Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"

Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖

Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 03, 2023


Salma

Salma is a rude girl who is very bossy she thinks shes the nicest person ever but is rude and doesn't understand why someone won't be her friend

Girl 1:i don't want to be friends with you are rude
Salma:i did nothing to you i am not rude you are

by Sum1's no1 November 26, 2021