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An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.
Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.
The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.
"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"
When you shit in the freezer and then throw it at your friend.
Jimmy was being a douchebag, so I gave him a Saskatchewan screamer.
The result of any type of vegetable matter entering the anus. Most often is the result of the act of wiping with said vegetable matter.
Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..
When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
When you cum on a woman’s anus and then eat her out while she is suspended from the ceiling tied by her wrists and ankles with a rope
Babe is time for the Saskatchewan Motorboat
The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.
Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak