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Sassy the Sasquatch

This is a SKITZ legend from the animated show- on YouTube- The Big Lez Show.

Sassy the Sasquatch was created by Tom Hollis and Jarrad Wright in one afternoon, on a trampoline, well into the night on how this Sasquatch takes all drugs known under the sun, with no adverse affect on his being- whilst calling everyone else a "...druggo". Although he has the inability to retain information: both short term and long term- usually responding, "Wadiyatalkinabeet". Appearing, however, to know everyone in the universe.
The two decided to draw this Sassy the next day, when they both got home. Tom drew what we know, today, as Sassy. Jarrad ending up drawing Donny- another SKITZ legend.
Sassy lives by the beach, in Australia, spending his days consuming drugs and going on SKITZ MISSIONS.

(Sassy the Sasquatch (Sassy) throws an object at Norton's window)
LEZ: "What the fuck?... Was that you Sassy?"
SASSY: "Wadiyatalkinabeet"

(Lez pulls on a volcanic bong)
LEZ: "CHRIST!"
SASSY: "You fak'n druggo"

by AllSeasonedRunner September 10, 2019


Sasquatch Snooze

Deep powerful nap one has that is normally accompanied with mouth open and heavy breathing or snoring. Often times comes after eating heavy meal.

After the big Thanksgiving dinner, we found Dad doing the Sasquatch Snooze on the recliner with large bread crumbs on his sweater.

by Sacramento Solon December 23, 2016


significant sasquatch

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.

Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.

by Malazoth November 14, 2010

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sasquatch

a person who plays the "lets swap shoes for a minute" game. only then do you realize, "holy crap, this person is a sasquatch!" other characteristics of such a person include but are not limited to: unexpected fits of rage, hopeless attempts to integrate into civilized suburbia, a generally sassy demeanor, and waking up no pants on.

wow you should have seen the fit chris threw when he realized he messed up his appellate brief citations. what a sasquatch!

by quatchi2008 March 18, 2008

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sasquatching

The act of dry humping a lady and then you jizz in your pants and the female licks it off

wow baby your a great sasqutcher.
AND I LOVE SASQUATCHING HONEY

by darb and shayden December 29, 2011

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Silverback Sasquatch

When allycats mom got ravished by bigfoot while strolling through the woods in oregon

Holy shit theres alleycat the silverback sasquatch!

by Suka may korncob July 31, 2018


Sasquatch Homies

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.

"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm

by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013