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Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne
I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"
"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.
Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?
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When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie
The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie
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The act of fisting someone's asshole when they have hemorrhoids.
Dude, why's your fist covered in blood?
Because I just gave Chris and Jack the old scarlet pumpkin.
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To eat a women's minge during her monthlies.
A vampire's favourite form of oral sex.
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a forbidden woman; someone with a shady past who is ostracized from the community.
From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.
"Stay away from Juliet, she's a scarlet letter."
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The Scarlet V is the term used to describe people who are still virgin.
You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you?
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