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scientific coordinator

The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.

The scientific coordinator avoids scientific topics to disguise their own incompetence.

by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020


scientifically innocent

the fact of being scientifically innocent. the admision of taking a police brbe in court. the distiction between diplomatic decision and scientific facts. real hard evidence. not the expert witness textimony of twelve strangers overhearing 100,000 peoples rumours. scientific fact with concrete satilite evidence.

backed by satellite thermal imaging and magnification into your home since the USA army claims it can "see up your ass" as is observable in the jarhead series, that's being scientifically innocent.

by Cody5050 December 12, 2020


scientific pog

When the chemicals align and the data shows true; the strongest correlated, evidence-based, critically-analyzed, and peer-reviewed exuberance is displayed with a gracious and vibrant smile or visible shock

John: "During her thesis, she covered her bases really well."
Kate: "That's fantastic!"
John: "She's cracked, scientifically speaking."
Kate: "The most scientific POG I can offer."

by Taterbaiter April 28, 2022


scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.

Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK

by wild pussy cat February 4, 2022


scientific title

the most current title for any given item, object, or person.
scientifically.

i think i just noticed something never observed before, i need to give it a scientific title in urban dictionary

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020


Thunder Scientific Cooperation

A thinly veiled fetish game designed and developed by the Roblox group with the same name. It has a SCPF gameplay style. People often take the game way too seriously considering it was clearly designed after Changed. The trend of this game that should not belong on Roblox is an entirely different discussion. As with every other SCPF game, it has roles you can apply for in their Discord (seventh layer of hell) which consist of ranks, that are progressed via doing certain tasks in game and posting them in their respective channels. Apparently, the managers of the game aren’t gay pedophiles anymore. That doesn’t excuse what it’s based off of though. This game commonly leads to getting TSC Syndrome, due to it’s addicting, combat based gameplay.

As a former Security Department HR, I would heavily recommend NOT playing Thunder Scientific Cooperation. You’ll leave a different man.

by unused username February 6, 2024


Thunder Scientific Cooperation

A thinly veiled fetish game under the handle of being a regular SCPF style game. It's based off the not-so-veiled fetish game on Steam, Changed. It is developed by the Roblox group with the same name. As with every other SCPF-style game, it contains departments of which you can join in their Discord (seventh layer of hell). Each department consists of it's own ranks, from Cadet to Captain, for example. It is recommended to not interact with said HR's as most developers, SHRs (Super High Ranks) and executives are and were gay pedophiles. Ruben Sim, which is arguably as bad as the people that play TSC, initiated a miniature raid on the game, resulting in almost nothing.

Thunder Scientific Cooperation needs to be taken down. Take it from me, a former Security Department HR.
I've seen people become entirely different just because of this damned game made by a 17-year-old groomer.

by unused username February 8, 2024