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The very definition of retarded. Wackos who believe that aliens were ass rapped on earth and killed by a space dictator. Also practice this them selves.
man one "Dude I heard that bob is joining Scientology."
man two "yeah, better cover your ass or he'll get it."
man one "he'll pull a Tom Cruise on me?"
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Scientology is a church started by L. Ron Hubbard
According to dianetics (the Scientology bible) people are posessed by "tethans" (some sort of aliens) who make people sad or confused.
Members of the Church of Scientology believe in two higher powers: Xenu and Money
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A religion that is about as ridiculous as a literal interpretation of the bible.
However nutty Scientology (and those who believe its' stories literally) may be, the reality is that 33% of the US population literally believes in the bible, which is no more or less nutty.
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A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.
George Clooney:Today it's America,tomorrow...the world.
Isn't Scientology great?
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It's like mashed potatoes, but it's not mashed and it's not potatoes.
Scientology teaches you that your heart is an alien's testicle pumping space cum through your veins.
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"A Cult" as defined by John Sweeney who is the definitive decider of what is and isnt a religion.
Scientology - also know as a Sham, Fraudulent, Money Grabbing, Idiot magnet, Hubbard fetishists
That scientologist is gay. Yes, thats because he believes in that crackpot cult called Scientology.
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scientology is a legitimate religion according to the united states government.
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