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Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 9, 2020


Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).

Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!

by Actry_ April 30, 2022


Seahorse Style

When the women pushes her period lining into a mans asshole

She really wanted to try Seahorse Style last night. I was scared for my life

by Urgent Sensations April 26, 2021

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Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020


upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011


Seahorse

The most epic sauciest guy to ever exist he has a fantastic sense of humour and finds playing pranks and jokes on people his favourite hobby he is kind to everyone including people who don’t deserve his kindness aka fat thing he likes to say ARGHHHHHHHHH and is in love with his best friend! To have a seahorse in your life is a great honour and should not be taken for granted :)

Friend: “don’t touch my car
Seahorse: “I do what I want

by Seadevil August 20, 2021


Seahorse

noun
Banwagons & groupies who copy the influential.

U a mf seahorse

by zJakkies March 24, 2022