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- Teacher “Who’s the Minister of Defence in Mexico?”
- Class “Sergio Perez”
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Sergio Ramos (a.k.a. La Copa del Rey killer) is a defender who plays for Real Madrid and also on La Furia Roja.
He has a romantic relationship with Fernando Torres.
On April 20, Real Madrid won La Copa del Rey, they haven't won that cup in 18 years.
In the celebration they gave the La Copa to Sergio Ramos, and he threw it from the top of the bus. The bus ran over the Cup, and it died.
He tweeted about it, and he said "I didn't do anything, the cup jumped by itself".
Person1: GOAAAAAAAAAL FROM SERGIO RAMOS!!!
Person2: who?
Person1: the guy who threw it La Copa del Rey!
Person2: LMAO
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Synonamous with Spaghetti Western. The director of cinema's greatest movies and the founder of Clint Eastwood's career.
Joe: I just saw " A fistfull of Dollars". It was magnificent. Who directed it?
Ninja Steve: Oh, that would be Sergio Leone
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a franklin square dwelling creature who resembles an uber spanish version of the fall out boy bassist Peter Wentz. Often found carrying a guitar, skateboarding or making out with an ashlee simpson look-alike.
I was walking down hempstead turnpike and spotted a SERGIO WENTZ on his skateboard!
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Person who suspiciously only gets laid when traveling abroad, with people of other nationalities, when on trips that do not include anyone from his/her usual group of friends, and leaves no witnesses to the accomplishment.
Hey, have you heard the last Mike's story about when he fucked a Sirian girl in a bathroom in a disco in Istanbul? I think he has Dirty Sergioed us again.
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Leaving your friends hanging after making plans with plenty of time in advance;
Setting your friends up for failure;
Confirming you will attend but ditch and do something else;
Looking out for yourself only; immediately have training or are busy upon hearing your friends making plans to hang out
Sergio Move Defined:
Us: Hey man we are gonna hang at the beach in June. We are planning 3 months in advance just wanted to let you know.
Sergio: I have training that day.
Us: …we haven’t decided what day
#SergioMove