Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"
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Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.
Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.
As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.
A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
Rapidly penetrating the vagina with using only 2-3 inches of penis.
"My vag don't hurt because he only be shallow dicking me"
When lesbians have sex with each other without knowing any personal details about their partner.
It was a shallow bang . Didn't even catch her name.
A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.
I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together
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to enter the penis into a vagina just so that the tip is inserted slightly onto the shaft
I was too tired to take my wife balls deep last night so i just went tip shallow on that ass!
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