Dirty Shandi

When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.

Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked

Mind Shandy

A hands free orgasm or hands free hand shandy.

She hypnotised him and gave him a mind shandy

Super Shandy

A powerful beverage consisting of 4/5 pint of beer + 1/5 pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Directly pour the appropriate amount of Smirnoff Ice into a slightly drank pint of beer

Usually digested in the presence or during televised hockey games. Has been known to cause abnormally strong hangovers.

Man, those Super Shandys messed me up last night.

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Shandy Turnpike

A person who, instead of going to the bar to buy a drink themself, will give the money to a friend and place their order.

"hey Tim are you going to the bar?"

"yeah."

"Dude, get me a Bud while your there."

"Jesus Paul your such a Shandy Turnpike, fuck."

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turbo shandy

half pint stella
half pint breeza
gets you well wankered

can i have a turbo shandy thanx love (sober)
han a have a hurbo shchwandy pweez luvely bar lady with he brestickles pweez teheehehe (when pisses)

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ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

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Turbo Shandy

A cocktail made by putting one shot vodka in the bottom of a pint glass, adding a half pint of lager, and a half pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Distinguished from the Shandy, which omits the vodka.

The gang got right shitfaced drinking turbo shandys last night.

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