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To get better at something.
If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...
code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.
🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?
⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?
🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.
Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.
I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.
Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener