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When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."
A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina
Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.
The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.
Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.
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The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.
I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test
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Sharpie Rape occurs when someone takes a Sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another's bare skin without consent of the victim.
"Omg on the bus today I got Sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny... =/"
"Dude, WTF IS A SHARPIE RAPE!?!? o.O"
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A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.
Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.
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putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.
A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.
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