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Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.
I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.
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Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
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A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton
"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."
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The act of consuming alcohol to the brink of black out and engaging in unprotected intercourse with one or more fellatious women and then continuing the party with no trousers while attempting to persuade more women into seeing his penis.
Dude, I saw your Mom today and she told me you pulled a total Night Shield last night! I'm going to try the Giomi Trifecta tonight!!
When something is bad, but critiquing said thing isn't possible due to the diverse actions or portrayals that occur within.
A: I was bingeing shows on Netflix during Corona and I watched a really bad one called Another Life.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.
People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.
Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!
Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.