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A shifter is a Counter Strike: Global Offensive player who continuously presses the shift-key and never lets it go. As a result, this player is always slow walking far behind his teammates and is definitely not helpful in any "rush b" strategy.
Why are you still in T-spawn? Are you being a shifter again, BigFoot?
A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.
"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked
He is my body shifter
Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
when you are giving a nice wet blowjob
I gave him a juicy shaft shifter
A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
hi welcome to the shifter shop how may we help you we have big small kids sizes and even premium tank tops with 12 mug colors
are you gonna visit the shifter shop