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A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”
A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing
You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.
when a male (or female with a strap on) is having sex with an extremely skinny, mostly petite, partner and his penis (or the strap on) pierces through the skinny partner. Usually very painful. The victims of shish kebabbing are usually anorexic or have other eating disorders. So ladies please eat.
Dudette: Hey, Stud, wanna bone?
Stud: Sweetie, you're like 80 lbs. I'll probably shish kebabb the shit out of you.
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Often misheard lyric in Shakiras hit iconic song “hips don’t lie”
“Never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man wanna shish canish”