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The product of jizzing (masturbating) into a pile (or just one turd) of shit. Injecting semen into the feces thus creating what we call shizz. This act of pure sin is called "shizzing".
Bobby:
-"Man, it smells disgusting here."
Tim:
-"Well Bobby, that's because I shizzed in the oven"
when you take a massive shit and jizz at the same time
“dude i took the most massive shizz.”
“awwww dude i’m about to shizz my pants.”
1: Dear God what's all over the floor?
2: Ah yeah, that'd be Shizz. It was a uh, interesting night.
To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!
"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!
The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.
I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!
A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D