shoes

What you don't need.

Father: "Put your shoes on, we'll be walking on nails."
Child: "Do you want to torture me?"

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shoes

slang term used for marijuana by paranoid white kids.

"Hey man, you got any shoes/can I borrow some shoes?"
"Yeah, I've been walking all day man."

<Thanks to my friend for being paranoid>

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fufu in the shoe shoes

the act of a man who cums in someones shoes and the owner of the shoes then put the shoes on without knowing

person 1: " why are my shoes warm yet wet? "

person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "

person 1: " god dammit timmy "

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Shoe

An external covering for the foot, and that does not have toes. Skeletoes, for example, are not technically shoes.

I put on my shoes in the morning when I want to be a normal person, but when I want to look silly I put on my Skeletoes.

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Shoes

Tires. Them rubber things you put on ur whip.

Hey bitch! Get some new shoes on ur ride!

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Shoe

Hard sock

1: "you can't just wear socks"
2: "well they're the hard ones. I still got the soft ones underneath"
1: "its called a shoe, bitch"

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Shoe

What the heck are you looking up shoes for?! Your probably wearing one right now IdIoT! Use ur brain! Wait you cant YOU DONT HAVE A BRAIN DUMBO

me im a shoe XD

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