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today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3
A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day
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On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.
Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day
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December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.
Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short
a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug
october 23
hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.
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On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
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The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*
It allows any type of abuse.
13 June, National abuse a short person day
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December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!
Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
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