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Slaves to the Jiralhanae.
Likes to kill people for saying their name.
Usually circumcises human for free.
Only useful for getting PKed.
They also sometimes tend to think they can kill a bloodstar.
Damn that Silent Shadow FBO got shit on!
No get that Silent Shadow away from my penis!
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to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
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A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.
Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
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When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.
Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?
Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
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When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”
Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!
The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.
I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.
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a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah
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