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A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world
wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller
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Elliot Simmons is a true man pimp, he attracts many women.
Wow is that George Clooney? No, Even Better, Its Elliot Simmons!
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Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.
Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?
Friend: Yes, but he's retarded
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Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
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Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick
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An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.
"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"
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