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A man who is often regarded to be the pinnacle
of human evolution.This person is often a male in his mid 40s,is bald and has a bright ruby red complection.He is often viewed as omnisient and knows more than people thinks he knows.Also he absolutely dislikes milk and cannot pronounce people's name properly despite being well aware that he is pronuoncing them incorrectly.
Tom:Hey Boi,why can't that guy say my name properly?
Boi:Dude!,he's an Adrian Simmons.
a genius who managed the spice girls and s club 7(the greatest pop group of all time)directed and written the 3 sclub series and there movie...later came out with american idol and so you think you can dance-two of the most watched shows in the world
wow he does it all reminds me of simmon fuller
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Elliot Simmons is a true man pimp, he attracts many women.
Wow is that George Clooney? No, Even Better, Its Elliot Simmons!
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Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.
Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?
Friend: Yes, but he's retarded
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Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
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Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
Elijah Simmons : smart, good looking , big dick
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An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.
"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"
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