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i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job
Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.
Driver of a first responder vehicle who turns on the siren as a way to get somewhere faster even though there is no actual emergency.
An ambulance came rushing by, then pulled into the Starbucks parking lot and calmly walked into the store and got in line. The lack of urgency proved him to be a siren abuser.
The worst band in the world.
1.to make ears bleed.
2. to cause random and projectile vomiting.
3. to cause a room full of metal heads to flee a building in 10 seconds flat.
person 1: hey man there's a show tonight.
person 2: when does it end?
person 1: 12:00, but sirens and serenades are playing last.
person 2: start a fight at 10:30 to get kicked out?
person 1: you read my mind.
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When a fat kid emits a very loud fart during the middle of a test or lecture.
I was in the middle of the hardest question on my test when tubby next to me made the biggest butt siren I ever heard.
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A girl or girls who on the outside appear beautiful and are assumed to be of good character. However, once you get to know them personally you learn they are actually dim witted and constantly make poor choices in life despite their outward appearance.
Ninja 1 - "Aw damn I'm bout to holla at this honey right here"
Ninja 2 - "Nah dude that's the siren song, this bitch got 5 kids"
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When someone give you a blowjob underwater.
"Yo dis girl gimme a good Siren Head!"
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Another "post hardcore" band with mediocre talents, the only reason they are around right now is because this genre is in style, especially among teenage girls who have no idea what good music and lyricism really is, half the reason they even like this crap is because they find the singer attractive. I tried listening to a couple songs by these guys and i just couldn't do it, the boring vocals, the sub par lyrics and the stereotypical look of the band members just made it unbearable. There are good bands in this genre, but this group is not one of them.
There are so many bands out there like this, it gets old. Also the singer sounds like a fucking chick.
What does Nsync, Justin Bieber, and Sleeping with Sirens have in common?
They are all marketed towards teenage girls.
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