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“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users
“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”
The finest, sexiest, woman you will ever come across. You be lucky to land a glance at her. She is loving, caring, and mother like. She often is mistaken for angel, but she a Goddess that brings everyone to their highest potential. If you ever see her just remember to smile and take a hold of your soul. Love you all, your dearest Siris.
This was written by me because not even Urban Dictionary begging a to understand the blessing I bring into this wold. Xoxo
Siris the goddess and spiciest
Siris is know for being a segull, and loving the famous tiktok celebrity named Mattia.
Siri is screaming mymy to the local segulls, and hides them under her bed
A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.
Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?
a guy with a curly afro, mixed and tall. funny but can come off as mean. sometimes stubborn and petty
girl: omg i want a boyfriend
girl 2: get you a siris
A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.
She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.