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skip square

Someone who is missing out on an activity everyone else is enjoying and/or being a debbie downer.

-Derived from drug culture, someone who would buy a tab/square of LSD that was skipped over by the dropper used to apply the drug onto it. Therefore that person is missing out while their friends are tripping.

"Last week John acted like a total skip square at the party, standing by himself while everyone else was chillin'"
"You hear about Brandon buying a sheet of blank paper thinking it was acid? lmao what a skip square"

by TophatDemon June 7, 2018


skip ad

A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad

Me: Im going to press skip ad

by Ali1337 January 30, 2020

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Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 26, 2011

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Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.

"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."

by Peanuts Baker February 25, 2018


Skip-genes

Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.

Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?

by Speedbiker November 7, 2019


Skip Bayless

Professional LeBron James hater.

Skip Bayless is a retard.

by Erikatron May 16, 2020


Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020