And abnormally thin and bent penis
Susan: You said you saw Harry's dick last night.
Jane: Yea it was a real slender-bender, it barely fit in
A fart that elegantly yet narrowly slides out between a person's ass cheeks finalizing with a crisp popping sound.
"POP!!!!"
Person 1 "Dude you chewing gum?"
Person 2 "no that popping noise was just a slender fart that snuck out of me.
A stupid pixel that gets no girls and tells you to "mic up" only for them to scream at you.
Ingredients to make a slender:
Pixel abs
Child's voice
Stitch face
That one messy black hair
CnP gf (copy and paste)
There is a less than 5% chance that you will actually find a nice or non-stereotypical slender.
Your average roblox slender conversation:
CnP: I luv u baba gril <3
Slender: I luv u too my grl
A normal person: What...
CnP: babe, i'm scared of them...
Slender: dont worry..
Normal person: ...
Slender: MIC UP.
*In chat*
Slender: SHUT UP YOU ##### I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH MY GIRL EVER AGAIN
Normal person: So you show your pixel abs to fake girls? What a great job you're doing so far.
Slender: Oh, thank you.
*5 minutes later*
Normal person: Hey, i just found out that your "girl" is my older brother.
*Slender leaves call*
Some tall idiot who uses copy and paste all the time and is a huge fan of online dating and is toxic af and mostly plays rag doll engine even though that game is boring af they are dead ass on that game 24/7 and they are so annoying and weird.
Person 1: hey whoโs that tall idiot over there
Person 2: just some ugly roblox slender
Roblox slender: WHAT DID U CALL ME U CHILDISH IDIOT
Person 1: oh shi-
Cringe people who have the stitchface face
Those roblox slenders are toxic!
a roblox ODer wearing robloxian 2.0 black clothes stitchface beautiful hair and antlers
he do be tall af doe๐ณ
roblox slender man: AbC fOR B oy #i# en # !1!1!1
me:ok oder
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a short little Roblox girl who thinks slenders are cool and they call them daddy/Papi
Who gives a fuck tho?
when I see a slenders nigga I leave the server
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