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A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.
When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"
When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand
I gave sarah a sloppy jloppy she was pissed after!
Bomb ass head so wet your pubes get soaked.
I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.
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When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
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to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.
steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night
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A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.
Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!
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When you’re doing doggy and hack a loogie down a girls crack for lubrication!
Ol’ Jimmy did a sloppy roger on his girlfriend by using a loogie for lubricant.