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The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.
Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!
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A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)
Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!
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Someone as ugly or retarded as the character 'Sloth' from "The Goonies."
G - Did he just lick that doorknob?
B - Yeah, my little brother is a straight up sloth!
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A slow moving, yet well endowed male. See hung like a horse.
Did you see Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights?" He's a goddamn sloth!
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A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.
"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."
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To be very lazy and fat and not want to do anything.
Ethan is such a sloth he never wants to do anything.
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