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Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.
Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?
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The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.
MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?
TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.
MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on
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a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
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1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka
It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses
It leads you to rape monkeys
Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football
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Female 7-11 employees who woo potential dates with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.
He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.
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To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.
She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.
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A blowjob. Also referred to as a hammy on occasions.
That hoe gave me a sweet purple slurpee the other day.
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