What you have.
A penis under 3.5".
A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."
Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no
A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay
"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"
King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
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