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/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous people–particularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.
"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"
2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.
"I need to get my annual pap smear done."
paparazzi pap smear pap test photographer paparazza paparazzo camera man camera guy freelance photographer
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(n) : the aftermath of wiping your butt after taking a super greasy dump. When you go to wipe, instead of actually cleaning the poop from your backside, the toilet paper just spreads the greasy dung around, prompting you to use hella toilet paper in order to do a proper wipe job.
"Man I think I need to stay away from the Bloomin' Onion and baby-back ribs combo at Outback. My shit was so greasy this morning; total Smear Campaign."
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When you're fingering some fat annoying chic in the backseat of a Lincoln and she won't give you head, So you take your fingers that are still covered in her puss juice and smear it on her face.
The dumb bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her the Gan Smear
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During the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. At climax, withdraw and ejaculate on said mango. Finally, the mango will be squashed into the unsuspecting woman's mouth as the man exclaims "MANGO SMEARED!"
Dave: "dude what did you do last night?"
Gary: "just went to Julie's and gave her a mango smear"
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a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.
EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
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The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.
John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears
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The smudge left on your shirt when you drop a popsicle or other frozen treat. May also be used for lollipops.
-What's that red stain on your shirt?
-Oh, it's just a pop smear from the cherry popsicle I was eating.
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