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Killing someone (usually in a book or movie) to deceive your dark overlord that you are they're ultimate agent.
damn he just keeps snape-killing everyone
Sexy Potions master at Hogwarts, hated by all the students there.
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A diseasous organism clearly visable to the human eye, caution generally clings on to the anal passage and can be identified by it's form.
Form includes a pile like basis that is the main source of both illness and weakness,
Multiple snake like tenatcles that flail in distortion causing painfull passage scars, and finally snapes includes , ilke its conterpart meaning, a sticky immovable liquid flows from them to around your ass crack, preventing you from removing them.
Its practically to release a butt goblin whilst these are clinging on to your ass, but have no fe3ar to remove these all you have to do is attempt to sit on a nail whilst jossling ol pogo at the same time.(Simultaneously.)
UNFORTUNATLEY THIS MAY RESULT IN SPADES IF DONE WRONG.
Ooh crap! i sat on my snapes again... oh wait there attatching themselves to the chair.
Let go!
Some one help please get the screwdriver Now!
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Hot bitch professor, who often stars in my kinky Student/Professor fantasies, where I'm the student, yay. :D
Holy shit, Snape is so dark and tormented that its FUCKING HOT.
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Most amazing and awesome of the characters in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. Snape is sexy with a bad attitude because he's the onely person in the wizarding world that actually realizes how stupid everyone else is. He's probably amazingly powerful and he hates the annoying git Harry Potter.
"I hate that annoying git Harry Potter and I am sexy and powerful." ~Severus Snape~
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A character from the Harry Potter series who teaches potions class and is hated by nearly everyone. Everyone knows Snape was a death eater and they don't know why Dumbledore trusts him. He fought for the love of his life Lily Evans for his entire life, and watched her marry his worst enemy. People all over the world admire Snape for being such a real man and fighting for the love of his life.
“Expecto Patronum!”
From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: She landed on the office floor, bounded one across the office and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
“After all this time?”
“Always,”
said Severus Snape.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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AKA: Professor Snape
Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter.
"Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"
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